we take the guesswork out of making your grass greener.
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You deserve a Badass Lawn.
Your Lawn, Our Expertise.
we take the guesswork out of making your grass greener.
Call/Text (720) 877 - 2648
You deserve a Badass Lawn.
Your Lawn, Our Expertise.
At Badass Lawn, we specialize in custom, high-quality lawn services that elevate your outdoor space—no nonsense, no greenwashing. As Northern Colorado natives, we’re experts at crafting Badass Outdoor Spaces with safe, environmentally friendly methods. Trust us to deliver a sustainable and vibrant lawn that enhances your property.
We offer a comprehensive range of unique and specialized lawn services, custom tailored to whatever you've got going on. There is quite literally no one else doing what we do in our region, maybe even in the whole country, maybe even the WORLD?! Custom organic-based fertilizer, calculated, blended and applied by Seth himself, is only the beginning. We focus on and prioritize soil health and water conservation. We use current turf grass science research to inform our methodology. Plus we've got the latest and greatest equipment and technology to ensure your lawn is always looking badass, season after season.
We don't mess around and we always deliver Badassness. Our husband and wife team consists of two highly experienced and certified professionals (and parents) who are dedicated to providing personalized service and exceptional results. Seth is a fertilizer expert and wicked passionate about the latest turfgrass research and technologies to make your lawn super green. Darcy is the center hub to the Badass Lawn wheel and obsessed with organic gardening. Together, we've made it our mission that every lawn can become a Badass Lawn.
We know fertilizer like a bear knows the woods. Or, however that saying goes, fertilizer is our jam!
With over 20 years experience and a geeky grass captain at our helm, we've got the knowledge and skill to badassify a newly sodded 500 sq ft lawn, or a three-acre prairie dust bowl that hasn't grown a thing since "the good ole' days."
We put the love on top, baby... The top-quality fine organic compost love, that is. It doesn't matter whether your lawn is currently struggling or thriving.
Top dress composting your lawn is the single most effective thing you can do to create a healthy lawn ecosystem and get (or keep) lush, green grass. Boost your soil, bless your grass.
Overseeding is spreading grass seed to fill in thin or bare spots, to create that dense, lush lawn that is the envy of all your neighbors and a delight to your bare feet.
Grass is a social plant and prefers to party in big groups. Plus, there's strength in numbers - overseeding pushes out the party-poopin' uninvited weeds. (We also offer weed control services!)
Ugh, is that goose poop?? No way José! It's just a healthy lawn, breathing. Aeration helps with the year-round movement (expansion/contraction) in heavy clay soils like we have here in Northern Colorado, by reducing compaction and allowing for better water penetration. Think of it like this: Your grass is riding the waves of weather month to month... Give it a deep breath~ Inhale, exhale, aerate.
Water is essential for all life on Planet Earth. Humans need water. Plants need water. It's required.
BUT -- Is your lawn and garden properly irrigated for complete coverage and efficiency? Call or text us to schedule an irrigation consultation, or, if you have a leak, a bust manifold, or something's not working quite right. Existing customers have priority scheduling for emergency sprinkler work.
One box to rule it all. Agricultural fertilize-through-irrigation practices meets residential homes and commercial businesses.
This is for HOAs, businesses, and folks who desire that "golf-course-nice" level of grass, for artificial lawns that need regular cleaning and the hose isn't cutting it, and for Badass gardeners wanting to microdose nutrients throughout the growing season.
Bluemuda anyone?
Anyone?
We're obsessed with the latest research showing how new species of hybrid grasses can be extra resilient through Colorado's tough weather conditions, and look totally Badass with an extended greening season! Want your property to *really* stand out?
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.
We deliver and spread top quality mulch. However much you want, whenever you need it (year-round), wherever you want it on your property.
Same goes for rock and garden soil.
Just give us a call and we'll come over and take a look at what you want, send you an estimate, then get it scheduled ASAP.
Easy Peasy.
"Weeds" are plants, too. Just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Let's give your grass some space to relax and grow in an environment where it's not threatened by dominating plants trying to choke it out and steal it's nutrients and water.
And because we value all life - we do things differently. Our weed control products and practices are safe for all your babies - human, fur, and plants.
Year-round support for growing season (April to October) services. We've got your back (-yard.. and front) totally covered. Together, we'll customize a Badass plan for your grass and garden, so you can rest assured your lawn gets the best start in March, has the best growing season, and is still looking great by September.
Discounts are available for our full season programs.
This is super cool stuff, y'all. If you have an annual water allotment, or you just need to use less, or you really care about the planet and our limited resources here... You don't want to miss out on getting a custom audit with recommendations to conserve water. We use state-of-the-art tools and technology for precision water based on field capacity of soil. What's all that, you ask? FIND OUT.
Ain't no party like a grub party! Except maybe those vole trails in your grass after the snow melts. Yikes. That's always a surprise party. Whatever is overturning your outdoor enjoyment apple cart, be it Japanese Beetles in your bushes or mites on your to'matoes, we can help. Safe and effective pest control; no Breaking Bad hazmat suits required by our applicator, or you, or your dog.
Schedule a free 30-minute on-site consultation with Badass Lawn owner Seth Klein.
During your lawn consultation, our goal is to give you practical, science-backed advice that you can actually use—even if you decide not to move forward with our services.
We believe that a well-informed customer is the best customer, and that’s why we’re happy to share our expertise. We’ll evaluate your lawn’s unique needs and provide actionable steps you can take on your own, or we can discuss options if you’d prefer to have us handle it for you.
Either way, you’ll have a clear understanding of what’s happening with your lawn and how to make it healthier and greener.
To schedule your free consultation, please call or text (720) 877 - 2648. We'll get you on the schedule for our next available consultation.
If you have any questions, call or text, or you can email us at Questions@badasslawn.com
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